Pellets

Bunnyrat: After the Rabbit Hole and all the Hooms were relegated to the tombs of ancient hoppin’ history, at first, it was just a few scattered rabbits wandering around the globe ‘til we got ourselves organized. We had a helluva time fighting the Avians, especially the Ravens – and don’t even get me started on the number of cottontails we lost to the ‘nids, those eight-legged freaks.  But after a time, I finally came across a signal from the Bunker Squirrels, headed by General CT here – right away, I knew she was a brilliant military strategist and a helluva leader.   I’d say she’s my best friend, which I know is weird, considering the whole damn world is full of speciesists – but as fellow Mammalians, I’d say it works.   
 
CT: When I first heard of Bunnyrat Platoon, I thought, “Holy shit, these guys are gonna get eaten alive out there.”  But they showed determination and survival skills that made them a great ally against the non-Mammailians.  Also, Bunnyrat makes me laugh my ass off, even when he’s not trying to be funny. 
 
Bunnyrat: That’s probably because you think anything is funny.  I mean, I could just say “Pellets” and you start cracking up. 
 
CT:  Heh, heh.  He said, “Pellets” 
 
Bunnyrat:  Amazes me how you were able to come up with the double pincer strategy against the River Eels. 
 
CT: Amazes me how you have so many different verb tenses for “thumpin'.”